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I chose this picture as my featured image in hopes that we can remember a time when Macaulay Culkin was fucking Mila Kunis (FOR EIGHT YEARS. EIGHT YEARS OF EXCLUSIVELY TAPPIN KUNIS ASS ) and NOT lookin like the most recent photos that have leaked to the press where he looks like he may or [...]

Friendly Fires and Azari & III (Suck my deck) This sounds like something that would play in the beginning of an 80′s teen comedy film. Cant you see it?  Slightly alternative girl from the suburbs is getting ready in her bedroom, frustrated with every mismatched combo she comes up with.  Maybe her pesky little brother [...]

Can I just be blunt for a second?  If you havent checked out Danceism’s weekly VERSUS party, you need to get off your ass and get on board.  I know, I know Thursday night is when all the NBC comedies are, trust me, I usually find myself glued to the couch watching brilliant single camera [...]

It shouldnt be news that there are sluts all over this city. If this IS news to you, then maybe you need to take a break from the internet and go outside for fifteen seconds. I’m not mad about the sluts.  I’m not mad about the sluts at all… I just wanted to point it [...]

Can you hear it!? Can you smell it!? Can you TASTE IT!? The line up for Coachella has been announced, and Black Friday is upon us.  For those of you that managed to push through the Hipster Purgatory known as “The Waiting Room” paitently awaiting your turn to purchase tickets, I salute you.  For the [...]