SUMMER IS HERE, BABIES!!! Memorial Day makes it official! Ladies, please discontinue wearing bras and let the Summer dresses and short shorts enter the wardrobe rotation! Guys! I don’t really care what you do! But mostly LADIES, yaknow… dress uhhh “appropriately”. It’s warm out, and Winter was just…. too long. ONWARDS TO THE MUZAK!
Violent and sexy. What’s some good old fashioned fun without a little BLOOD? Diplo and Sleigh Bells had their Paradise Lost Tour in February, and the trio definitely rubbed off on each other. The high pitch synth keeps the urgency, and that nasty snare just makes the slut jump out of my skin. Seriously, Alexis Krauss can spit in my mouth I give no fucks. If anybody out there reading this knows her, tell her I said “heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”. Thanks SO much.
You have not caught the wacky/sticky/sexy video for Bonde do Role – Kilo, catch it HERE. Turbotito Reggae Party slows it down and smoothes it out, turning the track into the perfect poolside jam. Ohhh I think this might be the track, y’all… the official chant for Summer. Be sure to purchase the original KILO track at iTunes or Beatport.
If Telephoned and Girl Talk (pre-2007) had a baby, but did too much acid during pregnancy, you’d get Mystic Bummer. Sample Heavy mashed up, chopped and screwed refixes are the name of the game here. Shit Talkin Weed Coughin’ takes me back to the days of binge drinking in parking lots before terrorizing local places of business. Suburban life. This Psychedelic Electronic Crunk shit is about to get you feeling WEIRD.
Not to be confused with the meth-faced DD Jersey Shore Sensation J-WOWW, J-WOW has changes his name to BRANKO, and has decided to announce his new way in the biggest way possible: by releasing a nasty ass track. Going in Hard features young MC Dominique Young Unique, who’s mixtapes have gained her a ton of notoriety even before her first full length album is slated to drop at the end of this year.