I chose this picture as my featured image in hopes that we can remember a time when Macaulay Culkin was fucking Mila Kunis (FOR EIGHT YEARS. EIGHT YEARS OF EXCLUSIVELY TAPPIN KUNIS ASS ) and NOT lookin like the most recent photos that have leaked to the press where he looks like he may or may not “dabble” in meth.
Wednesday, February 22nd… That’s Ash Wednesday y’all, if you’re Catholic, make sure you get to church or Zombie Jesus is gonna find you and rip your throat out–TRUE STORY. I WOULD KNOW I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL. But beyond guarding yourself from Zombie Jesus attacks, get prepped for us to bring you a HUGE exclusive download for the whole Benzi presents: Tim William “Ash Wednesday” Mixtape!! The EP features Travie McCoy, D.A. Wallach, Skyler Stonestreet and more!! Check out the single CLOUDS above. Infectious, danceable and FUN vocals I’m psyched to see what Benzi put together for this one, y’all!!
High energy, grimey bass without being too rapey–I do prefer to enjoy my tracks, although I do enjoy a good face thrashing every now and again. No need to be hip to The Weeknd to enjoy this track–although fans of the group will LOVE that the vocals stay central while Paper Diamond works his Colorado dub magic.
Rex the Dog doesnt bastardize the original track, and for that, we thank them. Just a simple exchange in the original rhythm with heavier beats, that keeps you groovin and singing along to this gorgeous remix. Oldie but goodie, trust me on this.
Ohh gimme that disco. Those whining vocals, the steady beat, why the FUCK couldnt I exist in the hay day of Studio 54? WHY?! I would have been greased up, ass naked in the balcony coked up, acting slutty as fuck–at least I’m honest about it. Just a fun Nu Disco track, with Maxstaar’s slutty stamp of approval.
Play Yelle in front of me, and I’m pantsless in seconds. This dancey remix of the French Pop singer’s track is gonna to get you moving. Definitely a flirty remix that even the most basic bitches will want to make out to. Still not sure? Geab a bottle of two buck chuck, a funnel, the chick’s mouth, and then HAVE AT IT. ***Maxstaar, Queen of the creeps.***
Solidisco has been putting out some SOLID ASS TRACKS, and if you arent in the know, then get with it. These guys, out of Buffalo, NY (OH HEY SUP, HOMETOWN LOVE) have been a heavy presence in the EDM scene in WNY, making it known that they are here to create BANGERS. This Code’s remix of “Hooked” is just… a gang bang of beautiful sounds. Can I say that? Sorry, Mom. But seriously. Codes smashes this remix, so turn it up and get HOOKED.
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