It shouldnt be news that there are sluts all over this city. If this IS news to you, then maybe you need to take a break from the internet and go outside for fifteen seconds. I’m not mad about the sluts. I’m not mad about the sluts at all… I just wanted to point it out and let y’all know that this week we will be celebrating them with a few tracks that bring out the best/worst in them.
This song starts so sweet and unassuming… until it opens up and goes all… well, Jack Beats on your ass. One of the funkiest bass lines I’ve heard in a minute, and y’all know those easy girls love a funky bassline. Wait… does that make me an easy girl? Whatever. For this track I’ll embarrass my family name. Hi Mom!
Sazon Booya – A Lo Grande by Sazon Booya
If you slept on the Rot10 Musik Moombahton compelation album, you cant say you’ve heard some of the best up-and-comers in Moombahton (Pssst. grab it HERE). Sazon Booya makes all the uptight hipster chicks wanna get FUCKED. Seriously. Listen to that… doesnt it just SOUND like you need Plan B? Girls at Sazon Booya shows eat that shit like candy. Trust me. Talk about an act I’d love to see in the desert at Coachella. I’d give it three tracks before the Sahara Tent was completely naked.
Mattie Safer Ft. Ninjasonik – That Your Girl (Skeet Skeet Remix Snippet) by skeet skeet
The anthem for those of us that consider stealing other people’s girlfriend a sport. Seriously… And that drop? Talk about making the kids go crazy.. yes, its an oldie but fuck you if you dont recognize it’s a goodie. Slutty songs are slutty songs are slutty songs are this is the damn theme, go with it.
Little Boots- Shake (Crazy P remix) by LittleBoots
Bitches love Little Boots… And this remix of her newest single is sexy as hell. Lighter than the rest of the load (heh… load) I’ve presented thus far, but definitely a pleaser with it’s re-imagining into a classic disco track. Y’all know how I feel about the disco. Love that the vocals stay in the forefront of the remix, her voice is incredible.
Love In Motion ft. Mayer Hawthorne (Skrillex’s Funkt Out Remix) by Skrillex
Girls get turned on for SebastiAn and Mayer Hawthorn. It’s like… a known fact, y’all. Trust me. Now throw in some grimy whompy Skrillex, and the cute turned on little bunny turns into filthy grimy slutty minx in seconds. You’re welcome.
Happy Hunting, y’all!
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