The most wonderful time of the year (HALLOWEEN, DUH.) is over, which leads us into my favorite transitional period: The Season of Slutty Halloween Facebook Defaults!! Woo woo wooo! How about that slutty pirate? Check out that Tickle Me Elm-ho! Oh wow, that bitch went hard in the paint with her Sexy Toilet Plunger costume! Weeee!!! Remember, kids: Santa is judging your Facebook default… with a new bottle of Jergin’s. Okay let’s get to it.
Featured in Diplo’s Blow Your Head Mix 5 on Sirius/XM Radio, this track from my two favorite homies from Shifty Rhythms is BLOWING UP. A known slut for moombahton, I cant help but demand that y’all remove your pants for optimal listening pleasure. If you wanna keep your pants on thats fine, but dont be shocked when they explode into a million tiny pieces at that nasty drop a minute thirty in. You were warned. Grimy Moombawhore. Quit that grinnin and drop dem linens.
Not for the faint of heart, Munchi gets METHY (no, seriously, thats the only word I have for it) with this remix of Professor Angel Dust’s GO. P.A.D hails from Barcelona, and with his love of tropical funk beats, it’s hard NOT to loud this ravey upgrade. But really.. having trouble waking up in the morning? Cant seem to kick the Monday blues? Shit… quit complaining and bump this quick.
(STANDARD RANT ABOUT STEVE AOKI CENSORED FOR MY SAFETY.) Enjoy this fantastic Dillon Francis Moombahton remix of Earthquakey People! I honestly felt pretty nonplussed by Francis’s I.D.G.A.F.O.S as a single, but this remix has elements of that track that I am LOVING in this remix. So. Wet. So. 8-bit. Oh my god.
Were you lucky enough to catch Major Lazer at HARD HAUNTED MANSION this Halloween!?!? If you were, let me touch you, please. You don’t even gotta look at me, man, just let me touch you, man. Come on, man. This song. This. Song. If you thought Major Lazer was done with the face-fucking hits, you have not been properly introduced to the Original Don. In four minutes, they smash so much carnival-esque change ups you dont know which way is up . Silly Maxstaar, the Original Don I thought I knew and love was the diet version. I promptly shit a brick upon listening to the proper track. Enjoy.
I love you all, please do rude things to me.