Happy summer, my rude little kittens. Now that the sun seems to be here for good, I’m celebrating by throwing a whole bunch of goodies in your faces. Two individual tracks, and a a whole HOUR LONG Mix for your listening pleasure. Eeee!!!
SIDENOTE: Some of you kids seem to be a bit confused by my posts, and I am often asked “Maxstaar, how am I supposed to download these fantastic tracks you keep posting?!” Well, I’m glad you asked!! Just click the name of the song I’m babbling about, and a link to download the song will appear in the new window that pops up! How easy is that?! Welcome to 2011, weirdo.
We got a stupidly HUGE reaction to LAPTOP ROCK, and lucky for you, Beateaz is keepin the bangers comin!! But to hold you off till his next original release, I’m giving you his newest REMIX of the hugely popular Afrojack track “SELECTA!” (you gotta yell when you say it… SELECTA!) Beateaz brings an extra CRUNCH to this track, gettin wild with the stutter edits. Let this one bump HARD in the car, kids…
Man, you cant dispute it, French dudes rule at making house music. So when you have a perfect track made by a Frenchie, and then said track is remixed by a DJ Duo that is French… obviously the result is… fucking epic. I’m allegedly French myself, so I’m gonna take this as an opportunity to pat myself on the back for no fucking reason other than I’m “French” and I rule. Is it weird to be doing this on 4th of July weekend? I dont care, because today is technically CANADA DAY, and I’m the Canadian version of French. French Canadian. Yadig? Okay. But only after you snatch this track. I live and die for the horn sample. This will make even the dumbest of broads get up and dance. Even if they aren’t French.
I’ve never posted an actual full MIX before… but BRODEEP (my favorite, deepest bro I know) has created VIOLENCE of SUMMER, and I cannot stop listening to it!! Tracklisting below proves that this shit is BANGIN. Perfect mix of electro, nu-disco, and synth-pop!! Keep this one ready for your weekend Holiday Festivities!!
Sharooz – Hysteresis (Original Mix)
Yes Wizard – Heaven Black
Velour – Kick It Till It Breaks
Headman – Adolescent Sex (Andy Blake Live Dub Mix)
Columbus – Hubble (In Flagranti remix)
Ziggy Kinder – Favela Talking (Soukie & Windish Remix)
The Clover – Cosmic Jam
Broke One – Go Go Go (Treasure Fingers Remix)
Laid Back – Cocaine Cool (Soul Clap Vocal Mix)
Metronomy – The Bay (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework)
Benoit & Sergio – Principles
Aeroplane – My Enemy (Rex the Dog Remix)
Mumbai Science – Lotus
YACHT – Paradise Engineering
BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUTS TO MY MOM!! YOU’RE A SMOKE SHOW AND I HOPE I’M AS HOT AS YOU AT (age redacted for fear of life). I’M SORRY I CURSE SO MUCH ON THE INTERNET, DONT BE MAD. LETS HEAR IT FOR MAXSTAAR’S MAMA. AYEEEEEE!!!!!