I had an ear infection all week (hi, I’m 6yrs old) and the idea of listening to music sounded as pleasant as jamming glass shards in my eyeballs. Here’s a small collection of sounds that I hope give YOU an ear infection… I fucking hate you and your fantastic immune system. BOOOO.
Owl Vision- The Black Death (F.O.O.L remix)
Nothing like some good ole Death Electro to make you question if you really can HANG with the whole EDM scene. F.O.O.L (aka Fuck Our Ordinary Lives) comes outta Sweden… isn’t that nice? High grinding synths, turn this one up in your headphones… keep a chopstick or something equally stabby to pop your eardrum after this.
I threw Munchi’s Warface at y’all a few weeks back…if you’re late to the party, backtrack and snatch it… if you’re going to have THIS you need THAT. Both Munchi’s track and this Heartbreak track can be found on the H & M Moombahton EP. See? I nag because I care. Moombahcore can be a bit too filthy for some kids, but the dark elements of hard rock, wobbles, and that fucking VOCAL SAMPLE… you cant help but wish you hung out on the dark side more often. FUCK.
Lil Jon-U Don’t Like Me (Datsik Remix)
MIDDLE FINGERS UP. I’m keepin it REALLL Aggressive this week, kids. Datsik brings violent wobbles that are so distorted they sound like monsters lunging at you thru the fucking speaker… Or is that just my ear infection? Hold onto your spleens around a minute and five seconds in. Trust me.
Probably the most romantic song I’m throwing at you this week. OMG JUST KIDDING GUIZE, IT’S REALLY A NASTY DIRTY SAWWWNNG THAT’S GONNA KICK YOU IN THE BAWWLLLZ. Liquid Stranger destroyed Beatport charts with this track… and why wouldn’t it be popular? Few things are more beautiful than a room full of kids screaming DIRTY, LOW, SLUT, TRAMP, BITCH, HO, MOTHERFUCKING BASS. I’ll bet you can figure out what the rest of the track sounds like.
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Till next time, sluts.
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